So I called customer service [Safaricom] – Thanks Gish for the number……… and spoke to one Naomi who was far from helpful….

She tells me, “When you click menu, you should see tools”… I tell her “When I click menu, I dont see the option for tools………” I wachanad with her stories, let her ramble on and today went to the customer care center and got my issues resolved……

I know I have not told all you how New Jack was. Dj Adrian is the shit. It was good times. Packed like whoa but good times nonetheless.

The events leading to New Jack were quite entertaining as well. I had decided that Friday to partake of Black Ice a.k.a Seng’eng’e a.k.a as panty remover [Oh dear LORD!]…. so this is how my friday was:

1. Verandah – 120 per bottle
2. Nerkwo – 85 per bottle
3. Cockpit – 120 per bottle
4. Carnivore – 175 per bottle.

By the way, a bottle of black ice goes for 65 shillings in Nakumatt.

Safari Park prices are ri-damn-diculous. 350 shillings for a glass of juice…. that juice better be doing my laundry or something……
And the food? SUCKED big time.
It is safe to say that I will NEVER go to Safari Park especially Cafe Kigwa… AGAIN!